Monday, July 20, 2009

But sister, it's the opposite of hallelujah

I am not calm.
I was so desperate I even consulted archival posts of GOOP for help for a nanosecond.
It is bad if I am kneeling at the alter of Gwennie.
But she makes me think it is possible to be serene.
And thin and in white pantsuits.
Dude. I must chill.


Sizzle said...

Whenever I tell myself to chill, I freak out more. Counterproductive? Why yes!

Hope things mellow out for you.

Melanie said...

Eff the GOOP, baby. It's easy to be chill when you have 25 mill in the bank, tri-lingual nannies, and the luxury of twice-daily yoga.

Your sister in be-frazzlement:

AnnetteK said...

Are you freaking over BlogHer? You will be awesome you know. Can't wait to hug you.

180|360 said...

I can't help but wonder which article you were looking for.... ;)

Hang in there, toots! It will get better.

{Her damn beet shake broke my blender!}

Alexis said...

I bet Gwyneth gets frazzled, too--she just has good make-up and hair people to make her look well-rested and serene.

Have you ever tried Valerian root? Works wonders.
That and chocolate! :)

nkp said...

Dude, there must be something in the air...I feel the way you look. Seems like I've been in a constant state of frazzled.

Hang in there, everything is cyclical...good stuff is right around the corner!

avesta said...

I just wanna say that I love you so much!!!!!


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