Tuesday, January 6, 2009

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."



I can do that.
Honestly.
It is really good for the ego in a bar-
even on a bad hair day folks seem to like it.

What can you do that is kinda superfluous but cool?
I can also open bottles of beers with Bic lighters but the cherries get me more drinks.

but you know what- I cannot for the life of me pronounce this...Matryoshka.
I just choose to say nesting doll.

I am over at my pal Kate's today.

title quote- The Big Lebowski 1998

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9 comments:

Kate Coveny Hood said...

I just watched The Big Lebowski the other night! I've been very inspired to write something titled, "you may be right - but you're still an asshole."

dee said...

And this is why I heart you so! Well, I can pick things up with my toes. Is that a talent?

robin ann mcintosh said...

I can't pronounce that either! I was going to incorporate m's into my Christmas stationary but since I couldn't pronounce the name, I decided against... sad.

nelya said...

Ha! I knew that was that crazy ass Lebowski movie, my husband goes insane for "the Dude!" Let me help you out with the nesting doll, I hail from that part of the world, it's
ma-t-ro(like roar)-sh(like hush)-ka(like open wide and say "aahh")

Ok- maybe that wasn't so easy after all, Russian is NOT a pretty tongue, nesting doll works!

Anonymous said...

I love the cherry stem trick but only when done casually rather then demonstratively. When a woman makes a grand show of it, I think it not as egregious as the two straight girls kissing for the attention but not by much.

For my slightly cool but useless skill, I can carry eleven wine glasses in one hand. It was slightly impressive to some when I was running restaurants, but it was too much sizzle and not enough steak for me to do it regularly.

Miss | A said...

Great film! way too many laughs out loud right now!

Patois42 said...

Just read your post. Loved it. I can't do anything that someone would pony up a drink for. But I can bend my pinkie without moving any other finger. Woo-hoo. Doobleh-vay, as they say.

Anonymous said...

I miss Twin Peaks!

I can whistle and smile at the same time.

jora said...

I love the movie quote title thing you have going on. And The Big Lebowski is one of the all-time greats.

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