I like big butts and I cannot lie

I am amazed every day by the internet and technology.
I found this....
I am sure I am 700 days behind the times and this has been making people already scratch heads...but- WOW. Even the Christians are using any platform available anymore. Witness!

Laura Veirs - Pink Light @100 Club

Thank you dear Regan for making me listen to this woman
I am into her
tiny lady crush here
Sunday is exploding into papers, coffee, kisses, fat baby thighs, winter wishes, kisses, and soup simmering
life is so good
right now
this moment

It's scaly under my love

It all started when I made a flippant comment to the lovely fluidpudding about her eczema and how it could be worse..it could be on her booty. Well, I now have my own private eczema and it is on my leg and my hand and my thass (that is my ass and thigh region that are joined like Pangaea to form super chunk). I am so sad. Mostly about it being on my hand. It is centered on my left ring finger and I want so badly to remove my wedding ring and coat my hand in Vaseline...but I only took my ring off that one time the firefighter had to cut it off when I was pregnant with my first son bc I had gained those 70lbs and all...I didn't like it. I am freaky and studied feminist theory and do not like to be told what to do...but I love to wear my ring. It makes me feel grounded. I have been married to this man for almost 9 years and for the first 5 years I wore only a simple platinum band bc we were avant garde and bought land with the money for a ring... I now have a lervly diamond ring but I just cherish that simple wedding band and the humble yet real beginning it represents. It just sucks that it itches like hell underneath all that good memory shit.
Anyone know some good remedies for eczema?

Teach the world to sing in perfect harmony

I am about to take the boys to the doctor. It is the 9 month appointment for the wee one and they both need flu shots (or jabs as dad says- freaky Brit)
anyhoo
Jabs suck for Finn.
He starts flirting with anxiety the night before he knows we are due to go the the doctor-like last night when he briefed me on the evils of a needle and how buzz light year has enough power to resist the flu and snow. Apparently the snow is the source of flu? So, he tells me how he will be fine without one and I just shake my head and then it comes out of my mouth like it always does
"We will have Coke afterwards"
shit
again
My children eat very well and do not have soda. They do not have processed foods. They are Stonyfield farm poster children and love veggies. Yet, sometimes I cave and let Finn have a coke when we get shots or something traumatic like that. When Finn was very small and asked for soda- we told him it was cow pee and he stayed away, but then one time he snagged my can and tasted the liquid crack and ever since it is more precious than candy. He has had about 4 cokes in his life and he can wax poetic on each frozen moment in time. He might grow up to be like me. A beverage whore. I will try and work on this.

Today I will bring a red can of the cold stuff and when we walk out to the parking lot to leave, when the tears are flowing and we all feel bad, I will crack the can and we will chug Coke together. The sun will be shining and it will be like a coke commercial from the 70's. I know it's wrong, but I can't wait.

Wicked Little Wee One

Batmom and batman had a blast on the first real Halloween...last year...I just don't think he got it. I know he didn't get much candy...This year it was gluttony galore and I loved watching him walk out into the world...I loved how his slight "trick or treats" turned into bellows and his tiny fists beat doors impatiently. He started avoiding eye contact and heading straight for bowls of full size bars. At least he did yell "thanks dude" most times.
but one thing annoyed me. I was dubbed batmom and not batgirl. Batgirl is sexy and lithe. Batmom is like fatmom. Grrrrrrr.
Get this freaking candy outta here..